Logic From Vatican ...

Vatican secretary of state, Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, has stated - "Many psychologists and psychiatrists have shown that there is no link between celibacy and paedophilia but many others have shown, I have recently been told, that there is a relationship between homosexuality and paedophilia."

How lovely that the Catholic church is now using science to back them up instead of hoary old fairy tales. It's a load of camel shit, of course, but at least they're able to find some way of justifying the fact that priests are fucking kids - it's not the fact that they're priests that they're screwing the bodies, minds and lives of children, it's the fact that they're closet queens. Ta-dah! Problem solved!

However if I could find a bunch of psychologists and psychiatrists to find a link between green filing cabinets and paedophilia, this still wouldn't stop the problem.

Clear your head of incense and misguided prejudice and STOP FUCKING KIDS!